deansass:

deansass:

If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich”

Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this website because I swear everyone I saw here seems like one

(Source: deansass)

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restlesslyaspiring:

thommybangulater:

theresultofichiruki:

screwthisnaming:

cocoparadis:

watchtheskytonight:

IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THIS SHOW GET OUT

THIS GENERATION GETS THE STUPID ANIMATED VERSION.

this and arthur were my shit back in the day

THESE MEN WERE MY GODS

i LOVE THIS SHOW AJSLHDGLDLDGLSFLDGFLFSPDKIFL

i dont think they aired this in norway fml

when my brother was a kid he looked up at our mom and said “mommy, when i grow up, i want to BE Chris and Martin.”

(Source: expelliarmus)

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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

(Source: untrustyou)

49,029 notes

cutely-perverted:

I’m fucking done

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk)

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jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

539,398 notes

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

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